March 2013
3 posts
January 2013
25 posts
Onyxya: reblog this with a stupid irrational fear →
unchangeablexangel:
phoenixwhiterose:
nobodysevergonnacare:
notebookofwishes:
emilywangsta:
angry-teapot:
thiinka:
mitunassbooty:
obsceneproxy:
psychoticrambling:
alphaidiot:
nepeta-addict:
johnnytest:
slutshaving
This is the tumblr group hug. Pass it on.
keystonecougar:
thecountercurseisunjellify:
OMG THAT GIF IS THE BEST MY CHEST HURTS SO BAD
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
typical-teen-with-digi-spirits:
If you can’t reblog this…
Parents: omg you still here you never do anything good why don't you try and be useful.
School: you're dumb and have no future, sorry.
Mirror: ew please that's horrible, look for a plastic surgeon.
Cellphone: why in the hell do you check for new texts? Who the fuck would ever contact you?
Facebook: friends requests? New messages? Wait you really expect to have notifications? Lol
Friends: why you always depressed its not even funny to spend time with you.
Music: hey sweetheart, here you are. You okay? Shh don't worry, everything's gonna get better. You are special but not alone and never stop fighting and hoping cause someday it won't hurt anymore, just chill now, put your headphones and let me show you beauty and love and give you chills and make you feel wonderful, just listen to me..
cacophemism:
mainstreamy:
cacophemism:
For every note this post gets, I will hide a photo of Nicolas Cage in my school.
Bring it on.
I hope you have enough photos
don’t question the vast quantities of nic cage pics on the internet.
Reblog by the 8th of January and I will write your...
equidem:
cheerleadersvstheworld:
cheerleadersvstheworld:
On the 8th of January (Date may differ slightly) I’ll post a photo of where I taped the paper with your URL on it and I’ll tag your URL on the photo. :D
Side Note: I keep seeing these and I think it will be so much fun and I am 100% serious. I plan to do every single one.
Post Proof 1-3 here.
Post Proof #3 205 URLs
why the...
December 2012
39 posts
whereigowhenimnothere:
merrymrdarcy:
so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER...
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
inhale-exhale97:
Tumblr was on MTV?
???whaaa really?
Oh, see! It's our christmas episode!
bananafondue:
Doctor Who fandom
Merlin fandom
Sherlock fandom
monlow:
2pissymagpies:
eyelikeamagpie:
murphels:
smithcollins:
how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?
pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years
Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool
Grab his hand and say “Run”
(I am working the register over Christmas.)
Me: “Find everything today?”
Customer: “Yup.”
(Note: she is silent through the transaction, which includes a gift card.)
Me: “How much would you like on this?”
Customer: “Oh, sorry. Can I have $150?”
Me: “No problem.”
Customer: *after paying* “Can you do me a favor?” *she hands me the gift card* “The next customer you see that you think could use this, could you give it to them?”
Me: *stunned* “…Of course!”
(After a minute another customer comes up, a visibly upset young woman.)
Me: “Hi! How are you?”
Customer #2: “I’m okay, thanks.”
(Clearly she is not ok, but she is trying very hard to be pleasant. She is getting very basic items: milk, bread, eggs, etc. Nothing very festive.)
Me: “So your total comes out to $0.00.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “The person before you gave me a $150 gift card to use for the next person I thought could use it. You look like you’re having a rough day, so here are your groceries, and there’s about $130 left on this card.”
(The customer just started crying. Once she could, she thanked me about 100 times. Made my whole Christmas season.)
